He was born of banana. He walks upright. He never slips.
He’s no mere AI monkey, nor just another fruit.
Some say he speaks fluent Italian TTS; others swear he only chants:
He was born of banana. He walks upright. He never slips.
He’s no mere AI monkey, nor just another fruit.
Some say he speaks fluent Italian TTS; others swear he only chants:
“Wa wa wa! Bananuchi monkey monkey uchi!”
Standing before the Temple of Chimpasini, hidden in the ancient groves of the Banana Cosmos.
We don our fruit-scented VR headsets, a potassium-rich tear rolling down our cheek.
Behold!
The Monkey-Banana Messiah.
“Wa wa wa! Bananuchi monkey monkey uchi!”
Standing before the Temple of Chimpasini, hidden in the ancient groves of the Banana Cosmos.
We don our fruit-scented VR headsets, a potassium-rich tear rolling down our cheek.
Behold!
The Monkey-Banana Messiah.
TICKER:$CHIMPANINI
TICKER:$CHIMPANINI
TOTAL SUPPLY: 1 BILLION
TOTAL SUPPLY: 1 BILLION
TAX:0/0
TAX:0/0
They say the Elders once debated:
“Shall we carve the $CHIMPANINI statue heroic? Or realistic?”
Then, a holy voice boomed through their brains:
“Make me juicy. And chrome.”
They say the Elders once debated:
“Shall we carve the $CHIMPANINI statue heroic? Or realistic?”
Then, a holy voice boomed through their brains:
“Make me juicy. And chrome.”
And so, all disputes dissolved, the statue rose, dripping with fruity glory.
May his image live forever.
May his chant never be compressed into low-bitrate MP3.
May we never again download a normal profile picture.
All hail Chimpanzini Bananini.
And so, all disputes dissolved, the statue rose, dripping with fruity glory.
May his image live forever.
May his chant never be compressed into low-bitrate MP3.
May we never again download a normal profile picture.
All hail Chimpanzini Bananini.
